I hope that someday I too can earn the coveted title of Breakfast Believer.

10oclockdot:

The probability of winning the Powerball is 1 in 175,223,510.

The probability of flipping heads on a fair coin 27 times in a row is slightly better: 1 in 134,217,728.

The probability that the Powerball jackpot will be won (by anyone) becomes 1 in 2 (50%) when 121,455,681 people play.

If…

Max puts Tumblr in perspective.  (But what happens to the numbers if I reblog this?)

Stalker gets an automatic reblog for being one of the most beautiful movies ever.

Jeez! All I said was, “How’s it going?”

old-school-wrestling:

Happy Memorial Day! Thank a vet.

Columbus: Sgt. Slaughter is making an appearance at the July 28th Clippers game.  So if you need me on July 28th, check there first.

http://www.fancypeopleadventures.com/

http://www.fancypeopleadventures.com/

“In the NEIGH-bor-hood…”

“Sinnerman” - Nina Simone

When my neighbor’s boyfriend comes over to dick around on her piano, I blare this.

paulftompkins:

earwolf:

Does a full episode of the new Comedy Bang Bang IFC television show interest you? 

BEHOLD

This is very funny.  Think of a large quantity of funny.  It’s funnier than that.