Like Regular Chickens

Obviously.

Middle C Piano Variations

One concert grand piano but the only string inside the body is middle C.

One concert grand piano where every string inside the body is tuned to middle C.

One piano the length and height of a concert grand piano but the width is only wide enough to accommodate one key: Middle C. It looks very silly.

THE COLOR PURPLE (dir. Steven Spielberg, 1985)
Textbook Spielberg. So if that’s your thing, then…you know. Some great performances though. (It also has Rae Dawn Chong and a mostly mute Laurence Fishburne!)
888/1001

THE COLOR PURPLE (dir. Steven Spielberg, 1985)

Textbook Spielberg. So if that’s your thing, then…you know. Some great performances though. (It also has Rae Dawn Chong and a mostly mute Laurence Fishburne!)

888/1001

versobooks:

Big 50% off sale til April 14! http://www.versobooks.com/

It would be nuts if Verso had delivery drones.

versobooks:

Big 50% off sale til April 14! http://www.versobooks.com/

It would be nuts if Verso had delivery drones.

THE THIRD-TO-LAST EPISODE OF THE COSBY SHOW WAS AN ALAN SMITHEE JOINT!!! (And it is objectively not good.)

THE THIRD-TO-LAST EPISODE OF THE COSBY SHOW WAS AN ALAN SMITHEE JOINT!!! (And it is objectively not good.)

Business Cards

I’m supposed to get business cards soon and was asked what I would like to have written in the occupation line.  ”Cheesemonger” is legitimately on the table. Should I go for that or something else? (Background info: I work in the specialty foods section of a deli, so I sell bread, meat, and cheese to people with too much money.) Feel free to submit joke suggestions as well. I might be able to sell them on it. I’ve already suggested “He tries…” and “He’s the tall, bearded one.”

Maybe a new phone background.

Maybe a new phone background.

Terse Cinematic Curmudgeonry - Noah

No. Ugh.

Same.
Humanity and Paper Balloons (dir. Sadao Yamanaka, 1937)

Same.

Humanity and Paper Balloons (dir. Sadao Yamanaka, 1937)

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Harlan County, USA | 1976 | dir. Barbara Kopple
#whm

Maybe watch this?

thefinalimage:

Harlan County, USA | 1976 | dir. Barbara Kopple

#whm

Maybe watch this?